Code Monkey

A tribute to all the Coders out there...........

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent But his output stink
His code not “functional” or “elegant”
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man With big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you.......
Code Monkey like you.......

Code Monkey hang around at front desk Tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soda cause Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone No time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man With big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you.......
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake Take bath, take nap
This job “fulfilling in creative way” Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man With big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you.......
Code Monkey like you.......

P.S.: This is a work of art and is intended purely in a humourous sense. Any genuine resemblance to anybody is purely co incidental. [:)]